why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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