problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize