I can tuck mytits in my pants
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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