I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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