Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think my moral compass just broke
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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