This girl is more easily done than said...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.