Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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