Yo dont text me then not text me
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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