Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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