Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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