Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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