Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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