I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Welp...herpes.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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