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Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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