Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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