Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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