she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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