i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just had sex on a roof
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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