is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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