Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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