I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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