I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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