sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
