return my video game
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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