somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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