i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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