So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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