Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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