One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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