finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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