You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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