So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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