problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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