so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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