with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i have herpe
just one?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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