HIV tests are more positive than that guy
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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