I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now