how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.