I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Please, let me fuck your mom
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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