summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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