hotel room ftw
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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