I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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