Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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