You made me cry and you don't even care
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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