You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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