you guys were way drunker than both of me
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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