I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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