it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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