NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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