At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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