This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got inside last night via doggy door
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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